Golf hilarity

0 Comments | Nelson Mail, The, Jul 20, 2010

Golf jokes

Q: Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers when he played?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

Golfer 1: Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!

Golfer 2: Great trade.

Classic golf quotes

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

– Dean Martin

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”

– Mark Twain

Golf truths

Golf balls are like eggs: They’re white, they’re sold by the dozen .
egg whites